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<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>Goku | |||
The Cast Of The Jersey Shore | |||
Buster Bunny from Tiny Toons | |||
A Pokémon Snap Station | |||
All Sonic OC Characters | |||
Goku | |||
The Elusive Bigfoot | |||
Claire Danes circa My So Called Life | |||
Alex Jones | |||
Eggplant Emoji | |||
Steve Jobs Played By Ashton Kutcher | |||
That alien robot Dr Wiley turns into | |||
Berenstein Bears (alt skin for Berenstain Bears) | |||
For some reason, a car | |||
Young Jerry Seinfeld | |||
Metta World Peace Knight | |||
Ray Man | |||
Billy Mays | |||
The Mighty Sarlacc (playable character AND stage) | |||
Waluigi (circumcised skin) | |||
Arsenio Hall | |||
Harambe | |||
God | |||
Goku | |||
The End of Racism (we apologise in advance that this character cannot be selected) | |||
Good Eats era & Cutthroat Kitchen era Alton Brown | |||
Zelda from Pet Cemetery | |||
Goku | |||
Erectile Dysfunction Luigi | |||
Sonic | |||
Chad Muska from Tony Hawks Underground 1 | |||
Dave Grohl | |||
Goku | |||
Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima | |||
M’Baku | |||
Samurai Jack | |||
Error from Legend of Zelda: Adventure of Link | |||
None of the Joestars | |||
The Crying Indian From Those Recycling Ads | |||
Bugs Bunny Dressed as a Girl Bunny | |||
Geriatric Luigi | |||
FDR in a mech suit | |||
Goku | |||
Former Daily Show Host Craig Kilborn | |||
Unlockable Character Silhouette | |||
That glitch where you can see Samus naked if you shock her with pikachu and pause at the exact right time | |||
Horny Single Women In Your Area Looking To Fuck | |||
The Letter H | |||
Goku | |||
CNN’s Wolf Blitzer | |||
A human centipede | |||
Link with a Gun | |||
Anthony Scaramucci | |||
That Same Homeless Guy You Always See On Your Commute To Work | |||
Walter White | |||
The Illuminati | |||
Goku | |||
Jar Jar Binks | |||
Drake’s father | |||
Honey Smacks mascot | |||
Hurricane Katrina | |||
Noam Chomsky | |||
He Hate Me | |||
Solid Snake | |||
Jessica Rabbit | |||
Sheeva with four tits | |||
Reunited R.E.M. | |||
Senator Armstrong in a Red Baseball Cap | |||
Barack Obama | |||
Mrs. Game and Watch | |||
The Person You Lost Your Virginity To | |||
The nice guy at the deli who knows what you want before you order it which really helps to make your neighborhood feel like a community | |||
Noctis Lucis Caelum | |||
The Main Soldier and the Main Creature from Small Soldiers | |||
Halo | |||
The Italian BMT now $5 at Subway | |||
Both of the Moms from Fresh Prince | |||
Busty flower from conker’s bad fur day | |||
Goku | |||
Kenan Thompson | |||
Final smash: NUNCHUCKS | |||
Hitler, but Like, Not in an Offensive Way | |||
Ty Pennington for Guaranteed Rates | |||
Old AIM Account | |||
G-String Samus | |||
The Cast of The Breakfast Club | |||
That One Gringotts Goblin That Borders On Anti-Semitism | |||
Left paddle from pong | |||
Mario But With Pancake Nipples | |||
Unsold DVDs of the movie Pixels | |||
The physical manifestation of the three-fifths compromise | |||
Joe Valentino From Great Neck Nissan | |||
Mike Ditka | |||
Eddie Murphy | |||
Eric Garland (final smash: Game Theory) | |||
Pinky and the brain | |||
Vectorman | |||
Steve Buscemi | |||
Jean Claude Van Damme’s Character From Bloodsport | |||
Vice Reporter | |||
Bob from Reboot | |||
Wario without a skeleton | |||
The 1989 New York Knicks | |||
Zelda (the boy) | |||
The White Guy In The Roots | |||
Bananaman | |||
Vacation Jason | |||
Some Minor Character From Final Fantasy That Everyone Fuckin Loves For No Reason | |||
Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism | |||
The Boss Baby | |||
The Paperclip From MS Word | |||
Yung Linc | |||
The General from those insurance commercials | |||
The Baby Dinosaur From the Show Dinosaurs | |||
Bob Ross’ 2″ Blender Brush | |||
Goku | |||
Master hand’s wacky cousin crazy foot | |||
A Child Soldier (sad, right?) | |||
The hand coming out of the toilet that needs toilet paper in Majoras Mask | |||
might as well include van hammersly while we’re at it | |||
The “do not blow” warning on the cartridge | |||
Fleeting Happiness | |||
Goku | |||
Tetris Blocks | |||
Afroman | |||
Fox | |||
Angry Sun from World 2 Desert in Super Mario Bros. 3 | |||
A fidget spinner | |||
A Five String Fretless Bass | |||
Ben Carson during REM sleep | |||
Stephen King When He Was Addicted To Cocaine | |||
Ridley | |||
GAME GENIE | |||
The entire polyphonic spree | |||
Arwing That Just Keeps Doing A Barrel Roll | |||
Rick & Morty From Rick & Morty | |||
Whatever is Making That Weird Noise When You Hold Z as You Start Up Your Gamecube | |||
A random baby | |||
Lou Albano Mario | |||
The housekeeper that always has to vacuum right in front of the TV while we’re playing | |||
Kevin Smith in an ill fitting batman suit | |||
Spock | |||
Cooking Dada (alt costume for Cooking Mama) | |||
Dad’s character stuck in a corner | |||
Sean Penn | |||
The Front Bottoms | |||
Megan Fox’s Thumbs | |||
Ruth Bader Ginsberg | |||
The biggest, blackest dick | |||
Seth McFarlane (skin for Todd McFarlane) | |||
Robert Mueller | |||
No Items | |||
Lootbox | |||
Splatoon | |||
A Guy On a Segway | |||
Brian Deegan | |||
Broodals | |||
Dune Sandworm (assist trophy) | |||
Serpico | |||
Only one ice climber | |||
Yoshi | |||
Andross’s Brain | |||
Goku | |||
Mary Sue | |||
Dan Harmon | |||
Arthur from the movie Arthur starring Dudley Moore | |||
Pontius Pilate | |||
Norm Abram of The New Yankee Workshop | |||
Marc Maron (his moves are all just talking at you before you get a chance to do anything) | |||
Clippy | |||
Alt: Mario’s Mushroom Dealer | |||
Kirk Van Houten’s representation of Dignity | |||
Biker Mice From Mars | |||
A Dusty Rock Band Drum Set | |||
Goth from the Goth Rave Video | |||
Wakko from Final Fantasy X | |||
Phil Spencer in a blazer | |||
Steven Tyler circa Permanent Vacation | |||
Dr. McStuffins | |||
My Uncle Who Works For Nintendo | |||
Lorne Michaels | |||
Wiimote | |||
Anne Coulter’s Conscience | |||
Maynard James Keenan | |||
Friend’s N64 controller that’s sticky and you’re not sure why | |||
Potsy from Happy Days | |||
Jon Bon Jovi | |||
Florida Man | |||
Detective Pikachu With Danny Devito’s Voice | |||
Not Goku | |||
Dennis from It’s Always Sunny | |||
Sakurai | |||
Christopher Plummer | |||
Tim The Toolman Taylor | |||
Sex Fox (Robin Hood but we just call him sex fox) | |||
John Waters | |||
Bob the Tomato | |||
Bayonetta, but it’s a person covered in bayonettes | |||
The Kenyan Gundam from G Gundam | |||
Berenstain Bears | |||
Nick Rutherford from Good Neighbor Stuff a.k.a. the one who didn’t get on SNL | |||
Jared Before The Weight Loss But After The Pedophilia | |||
Stalin in a Mario Outfit | |||
Archivist Toadette | |||
Invisible John Cena | |||
MechaSheeva | |||
7/8 Nurse Joys | |||
Goku | |||
Some fine people on both sides | |||
Louis Farrakhan | |||
The /r/gaming Reddit Mod | |||
A Cease and Desist Order From The Makers Of Tekken | |||
A Monster from an Alesana or Bring Me the Horizon or whatever Shirt | |||
A Baseball Player from the Baseball Episode of Samurai Champloo | |||
Goku | |||
The Justice League Snyder Cut | |||
Kevin Nealon | |||
Katt, the hot girl fox from Starfox 64 | |||
The Cast of Hamilton | |||
IT | |||
The Prophet Muhammad | |||
The Avatar of Empty Nostalgia | |||
The Realization That Your Parents Have Had Sex Before and They Could Be Doing It Right Now | |||
RL Stine | |||
Dan Hibiki | |||
Nude Waluigi Wearing Only Sunglasses | |||
The Noid | |||
Emma Goldman in a mech suit | |||
The Song “Accidental Racist” | |||
Kramer | |||
Bubsy | |||
John Madden | |||
Lawrence Krauss | |||
Terry Gross | |||
S-tier Pichu | |||
Dana/Zuul | |||
That fuckable rabbit from Space Jam | |||
Eater X | |||
Paul Blart | |||
Sora | |||
Modern Metallica | |||
2 Suit Samus | |||
Henry Rollins from the Def Jam video game | |||
Goku | |||
The Cast Of Pawn Stars | |||
Goku | |||
Bowser and Peach’s Horrific Love Child | |||
Pepsiman | |||
Temba, his arms wide | |||
A refurbished Wii U | |||
Young Sheldon | |||
Blue from blues clues | |||
The Ever-Changing Concept of American Whiteness | |||
Goku | |||
Action Bronson | |||
Scorpius from Farscape | |||
Masturbating Louis CK | |||
Todd Mcfarlane | |||
George Lucas | |||
Manic Charlie Sheen | |||
A BOSS Metal Zone | |||
Ice climbers fused with pichu | |||
Spike from Cowboy Bebop | |||
Every Wu-Tang Clan Member Except U-God | |||
Due Process | |||
American Badass Undertaker | |||
Agumon | |||
Reba as Colonel Sanders | |||
Master Chief | |||
Mario Lopez | |||
Fat Bam Margera | |||
Parker from Gold Rush Alaska | |||
Helen from HR | |||
Goku | |||
Executive Producer Dick Wolf | |||
Carey Elwes ‘The Claw’ from Liar Liar the Jim Carrey Movie | |||
Paul Ryan’s Spine | |||
Goomba Who Has Been Training All His Life To Avenge His Squished Parents | |||
Drunk Tony Stark | |||
Elliott Ness | |||
Scott Ian | |||
Michael Vick | |||
Farm Raised Pikachu | |||
HR Giger | |||
Porgs | |||
Dante and Randall | |||
Goku | |||
The Last Samurai | |||
The FBI | |||
Goku | |||
Flavor Flav’s Clock | |||
The Pod Save America Crew | |||
The Italian Aliens from Star Wars The Last Jedi | |||
Tom Holland Spider-Man | |||
Goku | |||
Abobo | |||
Jill Stein | |||
Vince McMahon | |||
An Inanimate, Empty Tanooki Suit | |||
John Carpenter | |||
Waluigi’s Foreskin | |||
Death Grips | |||
Wakka | |||
Mansplainer | |||
Mario on Wrong Kind of Mushrooms | |||
Chicago Police Officer’s Mustache | |||
Michael Jordan | |||
The Dude Who Milks The Cow in the 1 2 Switch commercial | |||
My Waifu | |||
Loot Boxes | |||
the personification of your uncle’s racist anti-Obama rant | |||
Time’s Person of The Year: You | |||
Mario, But After He Divorces Princess Peach And Gains 30 Pounds | |||
Common | |||
Naked Raiden from MGS | |||
Ernest P Worrell | |||
Young Shia LeBeouf | |||
Missingno | |||
Violent J | |||
Lionel Hutz | |||
Biggie | |||
Ghost Pepper Hot Wings | |||
King Eeeeee | |||
Paul Rudd in that Nintendo commercial | |||
Ayatollah Khomeini | |||
Garfunkle | |||
Goku | |||
Billy Mitchell | |||
The Beastie Boys | |||
Anita Sarkeesian | |||
Edd, but not Ed or Eddy | |||
The pinching your face guy from Kids In The Hall | |||
Nintendog the Bounty Hunter | |||
Goku | |||
Dave, but his mom grounded him from video games for a month | |||
Cooking Mama | |||
Shia LeBoef | |||
Leisure Suit Larry | |||
Goku | |||
Steven | |||
Hard Tim | |||
Fred Durst with red hat! | |||
The Broken iPod I’m Too Nostalgic To Get Rid Of | |||
Seasonal Affective Disorder | |||
The Demiurge | |||
Tupac Hologram | |||
Metal King Dedede | |||
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit | |||
Odysseus | |||
Fabio when a bird died on his face | |||
Watto and Jar Jar (Plays Like The Ice Climbers) | |||
Crying Jimmy Kimmel | |||
The Nasonex Bee | |||
Racist Black Caricatures That Japanese People Don’t Realize are Super Offensive | |||
Dinkie Dino (Mom bought instead of Tamagotchi) | |||
Silk Button-Up Shirt Of Anime Character | |||
Goku | |||
Barron Trump | |||
Goku | |||
PUP | |||
Goku | |||
The old racist Jynx | |||
Tomi Lahren | |||
Member Berries | |||
Beat Takeshi | |||
Nude code Lara Croft | |||
A Rabid Nintendog | |||
90s Kid | |||
Jew | |||
Cappy | |||
Slender Man (Obese Version) | |||
Gordon Ramsey | |||
Mikey Erg | |||
Kylo Ren including nipples | |||
WrestleMania 2000 Steve Blackman | |||
Tuxedo Mask | |||
Boner from Growing Pains | |||
Gallagher (King Dedede alternate costume) | |||
The Teacher You Accidentally Called Mom in Third Grade | |||
Bob Villa | |||
Quentin Tarantino’s Character ‘Jimmy’ from Pump Fiction | |||
Hallucinogen Dealer Who Hangs out at the Same Coffee Shop as All Your Town’s Teens | |||
Bob Hoskins Samus | |||
Only 90s Kids | |||
Malcolm Gladwell (unlocked after 10,000 hours of gameplay) | |||
Literally every Pokemon ever | |||
Trump’s twitter password | |||
The Duplass Brothers | |||
Any Of The Well-Received Minority Superheroes Released By Marvel | |||
Pregnant Luigi | |||
The Coach from Punchout | |||
Kirby But With Asthma | |||
The 3rd, 7th, and 10th Doctor Who | |||
Darth Insanius | |||
Animal Crossing’s Serial Public Masturbator | |||
Mac Tonight | |||
Tommy Wiseau | |||
Yoshi Getting Punched in the Head by Mario | |||
Slavoj Žižek | |||
Mel Gibson before all that | |||
Darth Icky | |||
Lando Calrissian | |||
Charles Nelson Riley | |||
Dr. Zaius | |||
Hard Times Managing Editor Bill Conway | |||
Del Close | |||
Raspberry Pi Emulator Running SNES Games | |||
Bowser’s Contractor | |||
Jonah Ryan | |||
Pizza Rat | |||
Cake Boss | |||
Breath of the Wild Link | |||
Chris Gaines | |||
The whole team from Major League 2 | |||
Wawaluigi | |||
Doom Guy | |||
A bucket of human teeth | |||
Red | |||
Blood Falcon | |||
Wilson from Castaway | |||
Checkered Vans from Middle School | |||
Tobias Funke | |||
Tim Armstrong | |||
Embarrassing Walk-to-Work Sweat | |||
The Property Brothers | |||
Ms. Carpal tunnel | |||
Jeff Rosenstock | |||
Goku | |||
Laughing Alexa | |||
Rain Man | |||
A Large, Silent, Orange | |||
Goku | |||
Mew One-and-a-Half | |||
Jenny Lewis reprising her role from The Wizard | |||
Crazy Hand | |||
Anthony “Sully” Sullivan | |||
North Korea (new stage) | |||
All the girls from Mambo #5 | |||
Stanley Ipkiss | |||
John Legiuzamo’s Character from “The Pest” | |||
A room temperature glass of tap water | |||
Pac-Man but as a Mii | |||
Mark Zuckerberg | |||
The kid banished to Hell at the end of the Crossfire commercial | |||
Glenn Danzig | |||
Collin Kaepernick Kneeling for the National Anthem | |||
A Stale End Piece of Bread That No One Wants to Eat | |||
Mario’s mustache | |||
Mario in that green boot from Mario 3 | |||
Ike Eisenhower | |||
King Bob-omb | |||
Emotional labor | |||
Max Headroom | |||
Goku | |||
Dwight Schrute | |||
Mario | |||
Toad’s Hat and You Can’t Convince Me Otherwise | |||
OB/GYN Mario | |||
Dale Gribble with Pocket Sand | |||
Birdo | |||
The Creeping Realisation That Your Parents Will Eventually Die | |||
Elon Musk | |||
Madcatz Controller | |||
An AR-15 assault rifle | |||
Pickle Rick | |||
Shitty Roommate | |||
Mr Game and Watch | |||
Oddjob | |||
Goku | |||
Corpse of Billy Mays | |||
Shigeru Miyamotos Niece | |||
The Corpse Of Glass Joe | |||
[Ice Climbers confirmed NOT in Smash 5] | |||
CATS From All Your Base Are Belong To Us! LOL, Remember That?! | |||
Unconditional Love | |||
A horse | |||
Donkey Lips From Salute Your Shorts | |||
Goku | |||
Pablo Sanchez | |||
Goku | |||
Tails | |||
Wayne Brady | |||
Union Scab | |||
Captain Falcon | |||
The turtle from Zelda but with Mitch McConnel’s head | |||
The Next Cloverfield Movie | |||
Middle Schooler in a Naruto Sand Village Headband | |||
Swedish Chef | |||
Tupac | |||
The Receipt You Never Found to Return That N64DD | |||
Acid Reflux | |||
Ganondorf but like similar to the way he is in the fucking Zelda series | |||
Seven Fire Emblem Reskins | |||
“Slow Hand” Eric Clapton | |||
Sonic OC | |||
Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray | |||
Entire Lineup of LA Kings From NHL ’95 For The Sega Genesis | |||
A Guy With Three Hands Holding an N64 Controller | |||
The Next Porn Star Who Tries To Become A Mainstream Actress | |||
George Soros | |||
Jazz Hand | |||
Gratuitous Girl In A Thong | |||
My Dad | |||
Spumpy | |||
Musical Guest Janelle Monae | |||
Brian Michael Bendis | |||
Arthur from the cartoon Arthur | |||
Those Creatures That Look Like Dicks You Made In Spore | |||
Hypothermic Ice Climbers | |||
A Virtual Boy | |||
Shovel Knight | |||
Mama Luigi | |||
Fi | |||
Flex Armstrong | |||
Toon Snake | |||
Crystal Clear Pepsi | |||
June 1998 Copy of Nintendo Power | |||
Uwe boll looking for a new movie idea | |||
NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch | |||
Wii Fit Slacker | |||
Larry the Cucumber | |||
Calvin Peeing on SEGA | |||
The band Save Ferris | |||
Fine, Sub-Zero, Stop E-mailing Us | |||
Dwayne Hector Elizando Mountain Dew Camacho | |||
Zergling | |||
Rupert Murdoch | |||
A NYPD Officer who nods at you when he sees your Cro Mags shirt | |||
Garth Brooks & Chris Gaines | |||
Internet Communist | |||
Captain Clickbait | |||
Fortnite | |||
Lucina (Marth skin) | |||
Jared Leto’s Joker | |||
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration | |||
All the sexy hedgehog drawings from Deviant Art | |||
EA’s Integrity | |||
Dr Cube from Kaiju Big Battel | |||
Bobby Flay | |||
Michael Cera as Player X (alt skin: Tobey Maguire) | |||
The Underwear Model From A Kohl’s Ad | |||
That Guy At Your Local Restaurant That Says “The Usual?” When You Come In | |||
The Dam Level From Ninja Turtles | |||
Pregnant DeviantArt Sonic | |||
Mecha King Ghidorah | |||
X-Man | |||
Raekwon the Master Chef Jr. | |||
A misunderstood nazi | |||
Samuel L. Jackson Screaming | |||
Sonichu | |||
Jake Lloyd (young anakin skywalker) | |||
Rash from Battletoads | |||
K̶e̶v̶i̶n̶ ̶S̶p̶a̶c̶e̶y̶ Christopher Plummer again | |||
Mom’s Spaghetti | |||
George W Bush from “Bush Shootout” (George W Bush skin) | |||
Method Man | |||
The Crash Bandicoot suit guy from the Pizza Hut commercials | |||
The ghost of Roger Ebert, who still insists video games aren’t art | |||
Norman Reedus | |||
Puff Daddy | |||
Goku | |||
Vegan Bowser | |||
That Kid That Pac Man and Ms. Pac Man Make After They Fuck Each Other | |||
Green Boots (Dead Body On Everest) | |||
The old man from Zelda | |||
Waluigi | |||
Bizmarckie | |||
Blink-182 Era Matt Skiba | |||
Logan Paul | |||
Rocky Balboa | |||
The Pixelated Penis In Japanese Porn | |||
Uganda knuckles | |||
Dr. Robotnik (replacing Dr. Mario) | |||
Joey from Joey’s World Tour | |||
Ernest from the Ernest movies | |||
The Racist Guy In the Movie “42” | |||
The Poems from doki doki | |||
Buzz Lightyear | |||
Drunken Step-Father | |||
Alt-Right Wario | |||
That Orca Character From Street Sharks | |||
The 1972 New York Yankees | |||
Ted Cruz With That Gun That Cooked Bacon | |||
The Merchant from Resident Evil 4 | |||
Fat Suit Weird Al | |||
Goku | |||
Saibamen | |||
Divorced Ice Climbers | |||
Cap’n Crunch | |||
My Older Brother Who Will Totally Kick Your Ass! | |||
Ziggy from The Wire | |||
Koji Kondo | |||
The all new 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee | |||
Misfits-Era Glenn Danzig | |||
Nizoral anti-dandruff fungus targeting shampoo | |||
Stan from Eminem’s “Stan” | |||
The Pizza Delivery Guy Who Doesn’t Judge | |||
Mike Myers and Kanye West | |||
501st Legion Clone Trooper | |||
Nerfed Pichu | |||
Midlife Crisis Mario | |||
The Verizon commercial guy who now works for Sprint or something | |||
Kung Lao but with Cappy | |||
Felix Biederman from Chapo Trap House | |||
The C Stick | |||
Mayor McCheese | |||
Ol’ Dirty Bastard (as Big Baby Jesus) | |||
Ajit Pai | |||
Chad Kroeger (his super smash summons Scott Stapp) | |||
Alan Thompson Jr. from the Whole Foods Front Register in White Plains, New York | |||
A Catcalling Construction Worker | |||
Lizard Person (skin for Barack Obama) | |||
Black Panther and if you don’t pick him we’re telling everyone you didn’t like Black Panther | |||
Jack Black | |||
Aunt Beru | |||
That one guy who still talks about gamergate | |||
Solid Snake’s Cardboard Box with a Labo Logo | |||
Bob Hoskins Mario | |||
Polybius Arcade Cabinet | |||
Nora Roberts | |||
Shrek | |||
Duke Nukem | |||
Arthur from the movie Arthur starring Russell Brand | |||
Gandhi | |||
Bill Maher Just Alternating Between Saying “Invisible Man In The Sky” and “The N-Word” | |||
FBI Agent Michael Scarn | |||
Tony Soprano | |||
An original press Project X Straight Edge Revenge | |||
Siri | |||
Navi | |||
Illegitimate Bowser Jr. | |||
Nintendog | |||
Freddy Krueger but when he’s the giant snake thing in Dream Warriors | |||
Henry Winkler | |||
Master Chef | |||
Palette-swapped Clones of All of the Above | |||
75 Interchangeable Fire Emblem Characters | |||
King K Rool | |||
Lanky Kong | |||
The 7 Up Dot | |||
Joe Camel | |||
Punxatony Phil</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big> |